finally, some truth from our scientists

I'd just like to say that no one can ever tell me anymore that stinky farts have no value. Because here it is, folks, the science doesn't lie.

And I thought my research project in college was bad.

(For those that don't know, I enflamed the colons of poor, unsuspecting rats, performed brain surgery on them, then shoved condoms up their butts and inflated the condoms. Fun, huh? We were researching a drug that would relieve pain in those who suffer from Crohn's disease or irritable bowel syndrome).